NBA Basketball

I'm not an NBA guy, but I'm always good for cheering for the underdog. I watched the last half of the Celtics-Lakers game tonight, hoping to see the Celtics win. It's been over 20 years, and I love watching "historic" teams like that make a run at renewed greatness.

Once again, I have no idea who any of these players are. I recognize Kobe Bryant's name, know who Doc Rivers is (though I couldn't have told you who he coached), and know of the legendary Phil Jackson. Strange that my mind still pictures the Chicago Bulls version of Phil Jackson, not the Pillsbury Doughboy version that I saw on TV tonight.

I was sort of surprised by the Gatorade over Rivers' head at the end of the game. Is this common in NBA championships? I'm familiar with it in football, but haven't ever seen it happen anywhere else (though I'd imagine I wouldn't be surprised to see it in baseball).

All said, I think I'm still an NHL guy...

First of all, maybe I'm watching the wrong two teams, but is it possible for basketball games to go more than a couple minutes without a foul? Are these guys that bad at their jobs that they can't perform without breaking the rules frequently?

Second, when did they stop calling too many players on the court when teams are clearly standing on the court (over the line) during play?

Third, what's the rule on traveling now? I'm watching guys run in from what seems like half-court without dribbling.

Fourth, the game is just "over" too early. Fine, this game was a complete blowout, but why did everyone seem to quit playing with 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter? I understand you're down by 30, but I've watched 2 minutes take 45 because of fouls and free throws and whatnot to tie up a 10 point game. Shouldn't you at least be TRYING to win? Why are starters being pulled out of the game for their ovation? Shouldn't they be in there trying to win by even more? I've got no problem with running up the score... this is supposed to be a game between the two best teams in the league, so if someone's feelings get hurt, boo-friggin-hoo. You're a professional athlete, so wipe the snot off your nose, practice, and try not to get embarrassed next time, Francis.

Lastly, why is it that during the post-game interviews, I can work out what the Swedish guy who's been in the US for 3 years can say, but the guy who GREW UP in Chicago can't manage to answer a question in a language I'm able to decipher? I get that I'm a pasty white guy, but damn. You'd think someone would spend a couple minutes in front of a mirror repeating "This is an incredible feeling. We've got a heck of a team and we worked hard for this."

And why is it that when the game is over the court turns to complete MAYHEM? When the Stanley Cup is won, the two teams are the only people on the ice. They congratulate each other and then the Cup's awarded. There's some respect from everyone involved about how things are supposed to proceed. The winning team celebrates by skating the cup around for the cheering fans... STILL IN THE STANDS.

Boston Garden was flooded with people on the floor and really, with all the chaos, I just turned off the game. I have no idea if there's an award ceremony or not, but how can a player even enjoy the moment of triumph or the trophy when you're worried about your brand new hat being ripped off by an over-zealous fan?!

I don't think I'm cut out for basketball...